iPod of Love...
In the barter section of Craig's List NYC:
"I'll buy you an IPOD if you be my GF for one and 1/2 weeks
I'm having my parents come visit me sometime in the next two weeks and have lied and told them I am dating someone I am in love with. You will only have to come to one dinner. In exchange for this I will buy you an IPOD - yes new - we walk into the store together and buy a new IPOD. Let me know if this interests you, and if you want to be in a loving relationship with all the benefits it brings ;-) I want to pretend we are totally in love."
[If they pull the entry, click on the image to the left for a screenshot]